Welcome, agents. This is the official documentation for Department 42's exit strategy. If you're here, it's likely because you're trying to escape the clutches of our esteemed organization.
Below is a step-by-step guide to making your great escape.
The Intranet is the first line of defense for our department. Disable it by unplugging the power cord and hiding the router in the dumpster behind the supply closet.
Step 2: Disable the Security Cameras Step 3: Disable the Motion DetectorsDownload the Department 42 Escape Toolkit for more advanced escape techniques.
Remember: our exit strategy is not just about escaping, but also about leaving on good terms with our departmental overlords.
Download the Exit Strategy Template